Critical Hit

Banned in three galaxies for literally destroying dance floors, Critical Hit was forced to evade intergalactic authorities and wound up here on planet Earth. His take on modern bass/dance music will slap you harder than your mother did the first time you uttered a curse word. Listening to Critical Hit incurs you with instant legal problems throughout the known universe, and will make your speakers orgasm. Bring a box of baby wipes for the aftermath.