Since this was supposed to be a Super Mario Bros movie, let's discuss why it failed completely in keeping with the video game's storyline:
Luigi gets the princess - this alone should make you vomit Mario is dating some New York hooker There are no turtles in this movie The goombas look like dinosaurs The mushrooms don't make you grow - they just block de-evolution rays De-evolution rays Bowser shoots fire from a gun, not his face Yoshi is a baby raptor who doesn't lay eggs At one point, Mario wears a yellow suit and Luigi wears a RED suit No sounds from the game were used aside from the opening credits and one "coin ding"
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