Well, hello there! Our newest episode featuring the 1993 sci-fi action film Demolition Man is now available for download. So, I just have to ask one thing. What the hell are the three sea shells for? Seriously. I have some thoughts, which I will list for you, but feel free to submit any ideas you have as well (if you haven't seen the movie, then this will make no sense to you. But, you should have seen it by now).
The shells are used as a scoop to literally remove poop from your butthole – this does not seem better than paper – AT ALL. You move the shell near your butt, and some sort of futuristic mollusk comes out and licks you clean. They are strictly for decoration and, in the future, you wipe with your hand. The shells spray some sort of poop-eating acid. As the acid eats the poop, it gives off a nice floral aroma. You place one shell over your butthole, the other over your mouth, and the third one you press a button on and the poop is sucked up from your butt and comes out your
