Welcome to this week's episode where we will be discussing the Steven Seagal classic "On Deadly Ground". For the attention impaired, I bring to you a short list of what this movie is about.
Steven Seagal Steven Seagal's opinion on the environment A showcase of Steven Seagal's martial arts technique A portrayal of Steven Seagal's spiritual beliefs An exposition on Steven Seagal's directorial prowess featuring ponytail close-ups, and his desire for as many swear words coming out of Michael Caine's mouth as permitted by the government An explanation on how to kill Steven Seagal - there is no way to kill Steven Seagal A demonstration by Steven Seagal on how to mentally control women through demeaning comments and how to brutally win a slap fight Explosions, and ass-kicking as orchestrated and executed by Steven Seagal A "how to" explanation on the best way to tackle a bear by Steven Seagal Reasons why Steven Seagal should be, and probably is in his own mind, the greatest human being to ha
