We've gotten some feedback, and we've come to realize that people love lists. So let's do another list this time and talk about what makes "Anaconda" one of the hardest to swallow.
Man-eating snakes in a jungle devoid of humans Large throat-stinging wasps that enjoy throat apparatuses as resting places Snakes unperturbed by fire, loud noises, guns, kicking, axes, cutting, or any sort of physical attack besides perhaps a Hadouken fireball from Ryu Snakes that are intelligent enough to feel a sort of malice towards Latin women National Geographic documentary programs that are so poorly funded that everyone dies from something that should have easily been foreseen An "urban" black guy willing to set sail with a bunch of idiotic white people on an ill-funded, ill-prepared mission to find a tribe that no one knows of that also has a really stupid name Jennifer Lopez as a lead actress Jennifer Lopez as an actress Jennifer Lopez J-Lo
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