Let me run through what this movie is about real quick. Contrary to the unbelievably poignant opening to this film, you are thrusted (verb choice purposeful) into the hilarious life of a young man named Chad, played by Jean-Claude Van Damme. He is a martial artist/yoga instructor in Los Angeles who is happy with his life. What happens next is a set of indiscernible motivations posed by his uncle-non-uncle Frank, and then they both end up in China. Lost yet? He then meets his evil twin's girlfriend, who grabs his junk through silk boxers, and then he meets his evil twin, Alex, played by Jean-Claude Van Damme. Alex and Chad face off by giving each other growly faces done with a poorly executed split screen. Then the two of them team up. Lost yet? Then the girlfriend, who is kinda hot but is really bad at acting, gets in trouble at work by snooping on her crime-involved boss that Alex knows. Later, Chad gets beaten up. Then Chad/Alex and uncle-non-uncle Frank go to some abandoned hotel an
