This week, we are proud to present a discussion of the very special feature cinematic "Surf Ninjas". I remember this movie fondly. The first time I saw it, I was sitting cross-legged in the middle of the living room floor, waiting anxiously as my father pushed in the VHS tape into an obscenely large grey machine. I can only imagine what my face must have looked like - staring unblinkingly and completely still, looking up at the glowing television as it flashed frenetically. I started to think, "What's cooler than surfing? Video games cooler than surfing. What's cooler than video games? Ninjas cooler than video games." By the time the film ended, I wanted to see it again. I also swore that I would play the "Surf Ninjas" video game non-stop until I beat it (I failed). Fingers raw and lips stained from popsicles, I fell asleep that night with a shit-eating grin on my face, hoping, dreaming, knowing that the next morning I would wake up imbued with the spirit of ancients while holding a kn
