(MA) Mature Audiences - Coarse Language, Drug References, Sexual References, Advanced Concepts We join Lambert the Sheepish Lion in his teenage years, as he finds himself in the middle of a rather crowded hip-hop club. Being adopted and raised by a flock of sheep, Lambert finds no problem in following the herd into the main arena where the DJ is pumping trance like there is no tomorrow. The shots line up and after one too many cock-sucking-cowboys, he is outside in the band area where the country vibes have taken hold. Grunge soon takes over the proceedings and before long he is lost in a throng of more alt-than-thou emos and he can't tell 80s synth from 70s avant-guarde. All this leaves him to ponder his ride home options in the dry Autumn dawn. This mix goes out to my goldfish Marwood, who passed away peacefully in his sleep last night