(MA) Mature Audiences - Coarse Language, Drug References, Sexual References, Advanced Concepts Once upon a time, on a tropical island far away, there lived a strange woman. She wore a long sleek dress of silver lame that fit her like a glove. But the poor thing couldn't move through the jungle forest, because she was caught in a giant spider web which grew from her own body. One day a shipwrecked man drifted onto the beach. She fed him and cared for his wounds. She nourished him with love and nursed him back to life. When he awoke, he gazed up at the Spider Woman and saw a perfect tear slide from under her mask. "Why are you crying?" asked the man. She replied "Because soon, after the hip-hop and bass house is finished we will be listening to 80s music." The man said, "Don't worry my love, it won't be long until we get into some grunge and experimental ambient pieces." And with that the pair lived happily ever after. There may be a moral to the story, but it is lost in confusion
