It is Sunday morning and we find ourselves in church, because someone in our family decided it was a good idea. The place is swimming in cash with a state of the art sound system and the service literally drags on forever. We are finally released and we go for a swim at the beach where the beach party and volley ball is all happening. As the sun goes down the bonfire is lit and someone pulls out an acoustic guitar, but the metal heads in the next camp have other ideas. We decide to take it back to the beach shack where things get very abstract indeed and Jesus appears in a vision in front of all of us. The message is "Love everyone" but one of the milfs asks "What about if you're a lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender?" to which he replies "What part of love everyone don't you understand?" After this he goes on to explain some more parables, but we fall asleep and dream of cats. If you think you've got the world sussed out, fasten your seatbelt, cause it only gets sillier from here
