I have accepted the job of Pharaoh of Girrawheen. My impressive resume was accepted. I assume an important position in a long line of auspicious personages at council house, with the entire garden waste department reporting to me. I have big plans. I am going to make the third temple out of grass clippings and green waste collected from as far north as Carine. The centrepiece in the temple inner chamber will be a seven foot garden gnome with AI conversation skills, named Periwinkle Jones. Basically an oracle for residents of Girrawheen. They may even do a feature about us on John Cundall's Gardening Australia on ABC. Gonna be huge...
