Spawned from the butt end of the galaxy,shunned by popular culture,i made my way to a small,insignificant blue planet.It was there i raised the nub of my flesh,hid my large cranial capacity,and managed to pass myself off as one of the males.I laughed at their ridiculous way of life,rubbing muscles on females and drinking scoops of mind altering fluids.
I gained an interest in what they call music.Electronic boxes and evil PC gods were exhumed,to create white noise and rhythms.The noise took on a life of it's own,poisoning depressed teenagers with metal on their faces.They danced and shook in some kind of entropic ritual,knowing full well that their lives were pointless.I finally tired of the dark worship,and retired to a black hole,where i remain,dead to the world.
