It was a cold sunny day, the wind was rustling in the trees, gently, with a slight chance of rain. The normal bus driver wasn't divulging much information today, as he was more interested in his collection of mongoose ears. During my time with the mongoose ear bus driver, I worked out that I had a skill for gutter surfing.
It was at my subsequent job as a gutter surfer where I met the man who would become my inspiration, Sir Cliff Richard.
I took a summer holiday to Bunsnort and got burnt like a crisp! A southern Tayto crisp at that .....
