The Prognosticator (My Session with Dr. Ouija)

So, when Dr. Ouija comes to town, his main purpose with me is prognostication: to point out the bleedin’ obvious, pull the covers off the trembling truth that's not quite ready for daylight & generally accustom me to sharing space with my hopes & wishes, instead of ignoring them in the belief that their patience will soon run out & they will follow.

So my buddy Ouija says, Play me a tune or two & I'll tell you how you're doing & I say, Oh I couldn't think of taking up your time like that. Ouija fixes me with that basilisk stare; he never lets me off the hook. After all, someone's got to keep things honest around here. He's willing to get into the muck & that's why he makes the big money. (Oh & that's why they call it Filthy Lucre: you have to get your hands dirty before you can have any.)

So ... figured I might as well get it over with, he's not leaving ‘til he's satisfied he's heard it all. Here's what I played for him. I'm pretty sure he wasn't bored.