Nobody knows the origins of the man they call Bad Cop, the most feared and revered weapon of the United States Central Intelligence Agency. Some say that he was found by a team of scientists deep in the jungles of West Africa, after his traps took out half of their team. Some say he was created by German scientists and hasn't seen the light of day since Tony Blair was prime minister. Some say he never blinks and that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, while others have said that he's not even a real cop, and that they actually let him work for pleasure. Rumor has it, as a condition to being stationed at any given top-security facility, he requires full reign of the attic space or top floor of said facility, in exchange for his legendary expertise in the interrogation room, which may explain multiple reports of far-off sounding basslines in the middle of the night as well as reports of increased amounts of incoming calls from nudist colonies to where ever he is stationed. Some say
