'I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.' Danny
'I used to be a hairdresser.' Dee Dee Ramone
'I always wanted to be a hairdresser.' David Beckham
'I was a bit of a rebel.' Vidal Sassoon
'It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.' Raymond Chandler
'Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.' Kahlil Gibran
'Women.... Who made 'em? God must have been a... genius. Their hair. They say that the hair is everything, you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever?' Bo Goldman
'If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?' Lily Tomlin
