I'm a casual hero, A world traveler, I'm an ass kicker & A Singer of songs and ballads A Defender of orphans,The Comforter of widows Storyteller extraordinaire I’m a part-time scholar and a Sportsman specializing in the tasting of sundry alcoholic beverages Wars fought Bars emptied Governments run Revolutions started Tigers tamed Orgies organized Virgins recycled Chastity belts unlocked The difficult done immediately, The impossible takes a little longer Miracles by appointment…… No collect calls accepted
