There's two sides to every story...
Whaddya want from me..?
But don't just listen to us! Read our testimonials:
''Who..?' Douchebag La Trine
'Crackle? I heard he booked a one way ticket to Up His Own Asshole in preparation for the inevitable.' DJ Lujoso
'Oh no, anyone but him.' Time Out
'Life is what you make it & he makes it unbearable.' Mrs Crackle
'Think dysfunctional one night stand at Woodstock... a lush meets a douche... some sort of bad sex magic happens... nine months later a louche arrives via the stork... y'know..?' Ma Crackle
'Abandon hope all ye about to commence their foul descent into this place...' Maurice the Hairdresser
'Welcome ladies & gentlemen to the deviant B side that is the late Doctor Crackle. Welcome to the shallow end of his gene pool, to the terrible terminus of his sonic sanity & to the very bubonic basement of his diatonic decency...'
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