What would happen if you asked an incredibly dumb artificial intelligence, powered by the idiocy of the internet, to create a simulation of a Hot 100 radio show for a specific day, hosted by Edward R Murrow, JP Morgan, Amelia Earhart, and Toshiro Mifune, with the songs that were popular then?
Who knows. But this is what I imagine that AI would come up with, for better or worse--but worse, mainly.