Anchor Lede: Well, Santa did it again! Against the odds, delivering all those presents last night. But maybe we shouldnt be so surprised.
Randy Atkins: Santa and his elves have been working on gift-delivering technologies undistracted for a long time, figures a North Carolina State University engineer Larry Silverberg . He says perhaps theyve discovered how to make the weird concepts Einstein showed us practical in the form of relativity clouds.
Larry Silverberg: In these relativity clouds, space and time act differently.
Randy Atkins: So Silverberg calculates Christmas Eve as six Santa-months and says altering space lets him morph into houses.
Larry Silverberg: In homes where you dont have chimneys I dont think the children have anything to worry about.
Randy Atkins: And not all the presents are carried in that sleigh.
Larry Silverberg: Santa Claus knows how to create so-called nano-toy makers that would actually grow the presents under the tree.