ULOVELUKE - THE PARTY PRIMER
BEST SERVED IN A PARTY JACKET (PANTS OPTIONAL)
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Instructions:
1. Play loud. Put on your **Second best blazer.
2. 1 - 14 mins: Crack open a beer or pour a glass of wine. Warm up with Body rolls.
3. 14 - 21 mins: Look in the mirror and tell yourself your a mad c*nt. Break open that Bottle of Tequila and shoot the sh*t!!!
4. 21 - 40 mins: Now that you've spilled drinks on your jacket. Put on your **BEST Blazer. Shot some more, Skull a BEER!
5. 40 - END: Find your mates, slap them in the face and go to the dance floor.
REPEAT ON THE WAY HOME while eating Hash browns.
*** MIX DEDICATED TO PARTY Pauler Lam and my Party Family.
