Social Justice Warriors Now Attack "Thin Privilege"

We just keep digging ourselves deeper and deeper into this dark hole of social justice. Now we've got universities paying "fat advocates" to teach future nutritionists not to shame their clients by telling them to lose weight. "Lose hate; not weight" is the slogan of the day. Apparently if you're a thin person in America today, you're oppressing and shaming the fat. This is shocking to me since nearly 70% of the U.S. population is overweight. It would seem to me that skinny people like me are an oppressed minority. But what do I know? We're also going to talk about the Facebook scandal. Congress has now gotten involved. Apparently they think they have a responsibility to protect Facebook users from a bias "trending news" section on the site. I can't believe I pay these guys to do this kind of stuff. We've got to find a solution to this madness or we risk losing reality altogether. I hope we find a way.