The only listenable track on SMP is the title track, in which we brag about how awesome we are and how you're not worthy to be our fan(s). The faux brag is a Stomock tradition going back to the days when the first Stomocks dragged themselves out of the primordial swamp to sing an impromptu song about inventing cable TV.
You know we love you, though it seems like we're miles above you.
But that's it. I can't listen to the rest of the album. However, around the same time Bryan (the Right Stomock, for I am always wrong) recorded Ditties from the Tortoiseshell Buttlamp, a solo rock opera more The Vanishing Herds than Stomockian. I've always loved that recording, so here's the fourth track, Welcome Back to the Tortoiseshell Buttlamp.
