My goodness me, that clothes really looks good on you. Might I suggest a slight alteration? No? OK, suit yourself (sort of a joke if you squint at it).
Now the hilarity has subsided, welcome to the Sorry Not in Service broadcast from a bit of the past. You will be delighted to know that it is the following things:
- Genuinely the best bits
- Shorter than normal
- Fully upholstered
- Breathable
- Made entirely of technology
For the podcast format (WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE POP MUSIC) go to iTunes or sorrynotinservice.podbean.com. To learn about etiquette when talking to an Earl, go to sorrynotinservice.com.
