Some stupid with a missile! (Probably this does not apply to you, read Disclaimer, at the bottom of the page, Save The Object.)
I could picture it... Someone who has been, or will be, sitting there for a long time, just waiting, just dying to blast some sort of big space thing... Go ahead! Blast some sort of big space thing! Who cares? It may be necessary, and it'll be impressive! Don't worry a hero, you'll get those big pats on the back you deserve, plus all your big space friends will be so jealous!
JUST DON'T BLAST THIS GREAT BIG SPACE THING! This great big rolling space thing never hits the Earth!
