You are at a raucous party hosted by a troupe of schizophrenic gnomes who can’t stop hitting things and tossing multicolored rags at you amidst unintelligible freakouts. The host, J-jjj-johntanon, demonstrates how everything in the world is a drum and it doesn’t matter if you have to shatter it to make it beat. The guests join in and the cacophony is thrilling.
Later, things get weird.
The rest of the night is a tesselated gaussian blur.
As the autumn sun rises faint pink, you find yourself lying on the driveway covered in a layer of frost. Tears you can’t remember crying are frozen to your cheeks.
You realize that somewhere around 5:14am you became self-actualized.
Originally released October 29, 2011 on http://www.radioslipstream.com/playlists/2011/10/do-do-do-do-the-crumpston/
