Kris, Nathan and Jack discover that a real life "hogwarts" Wizard school exists in America. I'd totally be a wizard. Wouldn't you want to be a wizard going pew pew with lasers and turning people you hate into parrots. You'd walk down the street and people would go "Holy crap, that person is a goddamn wizard!!!! They are very cool". Discussion of what subjects you would take at wizard school occurs. What wizard spells would they teach you? We go through the step by step processes behind making a wizard wand. Meanwhile, a fan mails in a blog post to the Podd Socks facebook page about some dudes experiences in Australia. This article gets analysed and common misconceptions about Australia are identified. Podd Socks discusses what its really like to live down under. Also; Kris comes up with a scheme to get disability pay that the government will never SEE coming....