Tulips

Why Tulips?

Because vinyl's back, but music isn't.

Music is confusing and upsetting to me. Can Tulips help?

Yes, if taken in conjunction with a balanced diet and regular exercise.

My party isn't going too well. Can Tulips help?

Yes, provided all attending the party agree to never speak of it again.

My manager is concerned with my performance at work. Can Tulips help?

Yes. Tulips has been designed to foster a collegiate environment in the workplace and boost productivity by as much as 17.62%

I have dietary restrictions. Is Tulips suitable for me?

Yes. Tulips will not cause digestive distress in even the most delicate constitutions.

Is Tulips an ethically sourced sustainable product?

Yes. Tulips has been produced using 100% certified organic child labour.

Cover by Bill Drummond.
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