Floor shaking mix by Scott Poole. Known as The philosipha.
"Due to modern beats weighing in so large that our current system of units are no longer able to cope, top scientists have worked to produce a new unit for “measuring the massive nuclear-like weights of repetitive rhythmic patterns”. Using special 'Poolometers' monitoring the dance energy produced when dropping a beat on a dance floor of a given size, scientists were able to use the Energy-momentum relationship from Einstein’s special theory of relativity to calculate the reference mass for the new unit."
