On this week's Papercuts, we salute Paul the Octopus, everyone's favourite mystic mollusc. We find out Nick Clegg's dirty secret, Cherie Blair's dangerous hobby, and Bill Clinton's worrying memory lapse. Thom reveals the inspiration behind George Osborne's Big Society ideas, and Sam gives out tips on singing Happy Birthday. Shoe News returns, snooker gets a makeover, and siestas make a comeback. Finally, we announce a revolutionary new plan for world peace. All in another day's work at Papercuts Towers.
