Zan asks Shawn to decide if some animals are worth adopting for $30. Shawn has some strong feelings about adopting pets. Zan wonders what people would do if he threw $30 on his front lawn. Would they steal the money or leave it. Zan says that dogs that are up for adoption are ugly. Zan doesn’t like cats that look like they can survive outside. Shawn tells Zan about a dog that he and his wife adopted when they were first married. Zan thinks that stealing dogs and selling them in front of a Petsmart is a great business idea. Shawn says the dog he adopted was a terrible dog. It would nip at him at night sometimes. One day it looked at Shawn in the eyes and then peed on his pillow. It also tried to bite Shawn’s 3-day old daughter. So Shawn’s father-in-law tended the dog for a while. His father-in-law drugged the dog and eventually took it to the pound. Zan wants to find dogs and drug them so they are docile, and then sell them outside of a Petsmart. Zan tries to come up with a holiday but
