Zan reads some business jokes from his book from 1946. The jokes were mainly about death.
Zan talks about history a little bit.
Zan tells Shawn why he hates Halloween so much. He hates makeup caked on his face. He was dressed as a dorky little angel. Zan also hates the handout culture of trick or treating.
Shawn says there is no integrity in trick or treating.
Zan thinks that parents who take their children trick or treating are enablers.
Zan also hates the movie Arachnophobia. Shawn's parents took him and his brother to that movie when he was 7.
Zan also hates stuff in stuff. One time when he was a kid someone put plastic spiders in the punch.
One time there was a spider on a pile of grapes that Zan was eating. He couldn't eat grapes for a long time.
Zan is afraid that one day karma will put him in a spider's web that he can't get out of…marriage.
Zan admits that there is a sexy spider. The spider on James and the Giant Peach.
