Zan recaps last week's episode about Christopher Columbus. Zan says that Speedracer is the only hero that is untarnished.
Zan explains Poor Tours Tour of America. Zan has never been to the south, other than Los Angeles. Arkansas has a program to help seniors safely hand out candy to trick-or-treaters, they are called Visiting Angels.
Shawn and Zan do old people impressions.
Shawn says that old people are scary sometimes. Shawn also thinks that the people who would volunteer to help the elderly could also be scary.
Zan says that having an old person is kind of like having a pet.
Zan wants to create Tinder for the elderly.
Tips for the elderly during Halloween:
No decorations with open flames Don't play music so people can be aware of their surroundings Keep the house well lit
