The Off The Post Podcast is back and this week we're much like Arsenal's back four - disorganised, not really sure what we're doing, and secretly hoping that Pat Rice is going to make everything alright. Despite this we've managed to wade through the backwaters of the Premier League and world football and treat you to some of the following: David De Gea's sugary criminal record, Blackburn's mid-season pre-season tour of the subcontinent, Bayern Munich fans getting frisky in Hoffenheim, a *world exclusive* scoop from London Zoo, plus much more. You heard it here first.