The Off The Post Podcast Christmas Special has a number of presents waiting for you under the tree. Open it up and you’ll find gifts such as Owen Coyle’s voodoo rituals, Lech Poznan’s unique brand of supporter, some outrageous geordie commentary from El Classico, and John Arne Riise rapping about fruit.
Look to the mantelpiece you’ll find the Off The Post Nativity set, made up solely of the best and worst of this year’s Premier League, including the shepherds, the three kings, and our own footballing Messiah.
Rip open your card and rather than that HMV voucher that you don’t really want, you’ll find a comprehensive analysis of every single one of the goals scored in the Premier League this weekend (yes, all three of them). And if you delve into the depths of your stocking, next to the tangerine you’ll find an update on our beloved Madron FC, if you’re lucky. Magical. Truly magical.
