Much like Mario ‘The Little Winker’ Balotelli, the Off The Post podcast routinely has it’s maturity called into question, has a penchant for pub darts and will never be on Rio Ferdinand’s Christmas card list. We also get an inexplicable rash through somewhat unusual circumstances, but it’s a little delicate to talk about and our audio-ointment is doing the trick for now.
On this edition we make a punt for the Newsnight desk-spot by delivering the following scoops set to rock the global game and international politics as a whole:
In Breaking News, Joleon/Julian Lescott has a split-personality that is affecting his career, Andy Townsend looks set to go from a Villa strip to the Gaza-Strip, and a rampaging, visibly inebriated American with a chainsaw in a crowded area proves to be a surprisingly uplifting watch.
And finally, beneath the smiling exterior of wee Kenneth Dalglish, there lies a ferocious lion who feasts on a diet of whining Frenchmen.
