This week the OTP podcast fashions a feast of football coverage from the meaty scraps leftover from the Boxing day bouts. Putting all Ferrero-Rocher (not a Portuguese left-back) consumption on pause for a few hours, the pod huddles over the mic to share stories of Berbatov’s beautiful forearms, illegal pitch downsizing at the Britannia and tubby Blackburn fans; all crucial subjects that fail to get a fair airing at a festive dining table.