After injecting mince pies into our veins, doing shots of Bucks fizz via our retinas and recording wearing nothing but tinsel jockstraps, the OTP podcast is in fine, slightly chafed, festive cheer for its Christmas Special. (That unorthodox preparation may partly explain why we sound like we recorded the show with metallic snoods around our gobs)
On this weeks show – we’ll see if Darren Bent knows the difference between physio-therapy and retail-therapy, we’ll assess whether the Balotelli mother-load of all curfew-breaks rings true and we hype up the impending removal of Petr Cech’s face mask – will he go all Darth Vader on us and pronounce himself the father of big Didier?