The Off The Post Podcast is much like Valentine's Day - it consists of a few desperate blokes and a lot of love goes into it, but in the end it's all a bit of an anticlimax.
This week we can’t offer a dozen red roses and a box of chocolates, but we can give you a pony trek with Mick McCarthy, Jermaine Beckford and his blood inducing strikes, snuggling up to Harry Redknapp’s jowls, and why Brazilian goalkeepers should never celebrate.
Add to this a full roundup of one of the maddest weekends in Premier League history, and our picks of which individuals from the Prem we would like to be our Valentine, and you’ve got yourself a show hotter than Sam Allardyce and Avram Grant Greco-Roman wrestling in a sauna.
