This week - like a smarmy 19th century British explorer in the sands of Egypt - we uncover some crucial answers for mankind: Why Gerviniho’s pass completion rate finally takes the considerable shine of his notorious scalp-come airfield landing strip, why pod heart-throb Mick McCarthy can justifiably flip the booing Molineux crowd the metaphorical bird and why a temperamental hippo in a malfunctioning jet-pack has nothing on Alan Hutton’s tackling. Oh and a bonkers Balotelli bonanza.
