North London looted itself once more this week, as Arsenal defibrillated their Champions League qualification chances by giving Spurs a right good spanking. The pod set about making sense of it all – can Rosicky now legitimately be called a professional footballer and is Theo Walcott now regarded as much more than a regional-level 100m sprinter? Before all that trivial talk, the pod lands some huge *World Exclusives* – we’ll be telling you which Prem manager decides his starting line-up whilst strolling around an abandoned power station, which Glaswegian coach looks set to land a lead role in The Bodyguard Musical and which Magpies striker moonlights as a cocktail waitress.
