Number 3! Carter joins live in studio. Conor calls in with some new music, a nice poem, and some villainy. We give a rundown on Phil Collins' 1999 Super Bowl performance. We talk XFL and shitty 1990s music videos. Not much on the paper towel front this week. Kevin calls to give us his criteria for being a pirate. Then lectures us on Pirate of the Caribbean and gives us plenty of fun facts. Thanks for listening, folks.