It’s awards time. Dave Meltzer carried the torch for so many years, but the elders have ruled that he doesn’t look sloppy enough any more to be the voice of record. With this in mind, Karl and Michael have bravely stepped into the fold to give out the only recognition worth getting in wrestling these days.
Awards include:
Best disguise Grimmest appearance Woman of the year Most disappointing finishing move for a man with huge tits Best exploitation of an oft-terminal medical condition for crass financial gain Best 1920s odd couple tag team Best ad-libs Best enormous salmon-pink formal attire Worst creative Most enjoyable racist tag team or stable Sexual predator turned WWE colour commentator of the year Greatest disappointment Rob Van Dam Best economics Worst kind of currency Best standard Best Irish wrestling podcast Best call Best thing in WWE this year Best wrestler named for a rude adjective Most serious indie wrestling promotion with no jokes, just wrestling and lots of mean fa
