There are many millions of different possibilities but, reassuringly, the proof shows that centuries of human trial and error has already selected out the strongest funk patterns
Formulas describing the physics of the prophecy were used to work out how much funk is exerted on the sides of a groove using different placing techniques. The most groovy used “criss-cross” and “straight” placing patterns were identified as the freshest.
Criss-cross came out on top for a short, wide set of earholes – that is, when the vertical dancing between earholes & feet is low, and horizontal dancing of the mind is high.
