Brigid and Kellie, two people who almost never watch college football, bring you a 2017 NFL mock draft based purely on astrological compatibility. This episode covers the first sixteen picks of the first round, one-eighth of which belong to the Cleveland Browns (03:55 - 07:30 and 42:30 - 44:45). We also bid a fond farewell to the Jay Cutler Quarterback Experience (09:50 - 12:55), try to understand the current leadership structure of the Jacksonville Jaguars (16:30 - 19:10), and guess which zodiac signs are best suited to which football positions (56:20 - 57:40). Roast us for how bad our draft takes turn out to be on Twitter at @ItsHandledPod or by rating/reviewing us on iTunes.
