Brigid and Kellie call an audible to our new favorite topic of conversation: sports astrology. This week, we unpack our tier-based system for ranking NFL quarterbacks and what the zodiac tells us about their personalities (full details below). We also bring you more of the hot takes you’ve grown to know and tolerate, including some brief Shondaland coverage (03:00-07:00), our concerns about some recent Dak Prescott comparisons (20:10), and a theory that Jerryworld is real-life Arrested Development (52:25). NFL QUARTERBACK TIERS:Tier One: People You’d Actually Want to Hang Out WithTier Two: Boring, but InoffensiveTier Three: Overexposed, but Occasionally LikableTier Four: Pitiable (injured/bad at football but good at life/good at football but stuck on a bad team)Tier Five: Garbage People who are Garbage PlayersTier Six: Actual Sociopathic Monsters NOTABLE QUARTERBACK ZODIAC SIGNS:Aries: Derek Carr, Cody Kessler, Peyton ManningTaurus: Blake Bortles, Jay Cutler, Cam Newton, Tony Romo, Mat
