We're your tom cat and you can be our kittens: we live in a hypothetical world where we worship at the church of both Curtis Mayfield and J Mascis, Muddy Waters runs in a relay team with Raekwon, ducks can swim in a pool of coins, Ben Affleck owns the rights to the word Pearl Harbour, U2 and The Police are obscure artists and 70s Jazz protege P.E. Hewitt is bigger than Bono.
