Why is it that females frequently flee flatulence? Actually they always do, but I wanted one more f word in there. There are several f words that get the attention of the pure and pious forces for good in the community. Flatulence is of course the most fragrant of them all. The nick name for flatulence that rhymes with heart, is so terrible that I can't actually say it, because this podcast is carried on some radio stations, and the government is concerned about the effect that f word might have on the tender sensibilities of chil-dren. The government evidently has never spent any time listening to the conversation in a fifth grade grammar school boys bathroom. When I was in the fifth grade, I had a dog by the name of Whistle. Any time any of my family flatulated, we blamed it on the dog. Because lots of times when flagrance hit the air it really was the dog. He was so en-flatulated we had to keep him away from open flames or he would have become the dog-gone.
