Greg starts with some self-deprecation and then talks with Rod and Karen from The Black Guy Who Tips about a Skittles pocket square, cropping your friend out of a profile pic, Rick Santorum dropping out, Utah is offended by Newt's bounced checks, Bobby Petrino, dealing with fans, a "woman" giving illegal butt shots, kid brings heroin for show & tell, and an old sword story.
Intro: MC Hammer - Let's Get It Started Outro: Hawk Jones - Bangin' On a Trash Can