I gotta be honest, these episode descriptions are just wearing me down. You’ve made it this far, obviously you’re listening to the fucking thing, and if this description is changing your mind, well, gee, I’d love to have your free time. Seriously, who’s THAT discerning? You wanna know what happens this week? Here, I’ll tell you. It all kicks off when Bryon announces that he has a bladder infection. Adam doesn’t believe him, so obvs..he’s drinking Bryon’s piss just to make sure. Turns out Bryon wasn’t kidding around, that was one a-spicy margarine container full of human piss. Next the two boys just fart for a long time…serious…like 9 hours of farts. Long, dry, hot ones that don’t stink. They just fart in each others stupid fucking mouths for 9 hours and 10 minutes and 22 seconds (I know because I edited it). By this point they’re both feeling a little gassed, and no that isn’t a pun. Fuck you if that’s the kind of thing that ’turns your crank’. You’re boring and everyone at work fake l
